I really got inspired by genuine and creative excuses by my Son.. He can come up with any kind of excuses for any anything he is told to do. Most of the times his excuses are really genuine and you feel really sorry for him.. what a poor kid.. stuck due to this silly mistake or problem of somebody else's mistakes.. But when you introspect them carefully, they are nothing but excuses and he is good in making them up..
I thought, why not document them for betterment of humanity.. most of the excuses are humorous and harmless..
For example, he was studying social studies and first para mentioned that in some ancient civilization, when queen died all her relatives were killed.. next para said.. after 40 years descendant of that queen came to power and ruled furiously for many years. This poor sole was stuck.. his excuse.. when all the relatives of queen were killed how can there be any descendants of Queen..
Most of you will agree that he is right.. but it is not worth waiting and thinking and day dreaming for 20-30 minutes and calling his dad for help that he is stuck. come on.. move on..
I agree, this was not really good example.. I am determined to post better examples next time..
Cheers!!!